Book: God is a Woman

Who is God? Until now, this question has remained unresolved. We may live in a simulation, and God could use us for personal entertainment. And God might use an avatar to appear as an ordinary human in this world. Many people that changed history could have been God in disguise.

All gods are imaginary, including the Jewish deity Yahweh. But the worship of Yahweh spread via Christianity and Islam. Half the people in the world now believe that Yahweh, also known as the Father or Allah, is the all-powerful owner of this universe. In a simulation, this is not a mere accident, and this deity may be the veil behind which God is hiding.

Mary Magdalene could have been God. She may have made Jesus believe that She was Eve reincarnated while Jesus was Adam reincarnated and that Eve did not come from Adam’s rib but that Adam was Eve’s son, so Adam, and therefore, Jesus were the Son of God. God also married Muhammad, but he did not know that.

The Hebrew Bible is a collection of myths and events that happened. The stories about Creation, the Fall, Noah, Abraham and Moses are most likely fictional. The history of the Jews began in the era of the Judges. Deborah may have been the first person in the Bible who did exist. She may have founded the Jewish nation and could have been God in disguise.

This book addresses the following topics:

  • Why are humans religious, and how did their religions develop?
  • Why could this universe be virtual?
  • Why are our faiths incorrect while God could exist?
  • How did the Jewish religion emerge and evolve?
  • Who was the historical Jesus?
  • What was the relationship between Mary Magdalene and Jesus?
  • Was Eve the mother of Adam?
  • What is the role of the Virgin Mary in the greater scheme?
  • Why is Jesus called the Last Adam?
  • Did Jewish patriarchs, prophets, and kings marry God?
  • Did Muhammad marry God?
  • What could be the hidden message in the Quran regarding the number 19?
  • Why are Christians born of God?
  • What is the meaning of God’s love?
  • What was Paul’s role in defining Christianity?
  • How did Christians turn Jesus into God?
  • Why is the Gospel of John so different from the other Gospels?
  • Which historical persons could have been God in disguise?
  • Has Jesus already returned, and what lessons can we learn from it?
  • Do we live in the end times?

By reading this book, you will discover that it is plausible that God is a post-human woman who uses this world to entertain Herself and that She can appear as an ordinary woman.

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Bible: Only God Knows What Jesus Really Said

Born of God

The Gospel of John is remarkably different from the other gospels. It states that Christians are born of God (John 1:12-13). The first letter of John contains similar statements (1 John 2:29, 3:9, 4:7, 5:1, 5:4, 5:18). Men cannot give birth so that God could be a Mother. Christians may have given God a sex change. It raises an obvious question. If the early church leaders went to great lengths to remove all the evidence of God being a Mother, then how could they have overlooked the phrase born of God? The answer probably is that they did not.

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The identity of God

The Gospels state that Jesus had a personal and intimate relationship with God. Scholars agree that the Gospels have been edited.

The Gospels are written in Greek, and Greek culture dominated the ancient Eastern Mediterranean. And so, Greek thought affected how the early church fathers modelled their religion. In Greek mythology, Athena, the goddess of wisdom, was born from the head of the male god Zeus. Hence, Jesus is referred to as ‘godhead’ in some of the letters of the church fathers (Acts 17:29, Romans 1:20, Colossians 2:9). In modern translations, this is lost. Also, according to the church fathers, Jesus is the head of the Church (Ephesians 1:22), and the Church is Jesus’ body (Colossians 1:24).

When the church fathers gave God a sex change, they may initially have used the Zeus and Athena analogy so that Jesus was born of the Father. The head of their construct was Jesus, while the body was the Father. That probably seemed inappropriate, so the Church became Jesus’ body instead. The Church may have become a substitute for God. The replacement may then have been applied to Jesus’ marriage. That may be why the church fathers claimed that Jesus was the bridegroom of the Church.

More evidence that God is a Mother can be found in the Odes Of Solomon. Ode 19 (here is that number again) comes with the following lines:

A cup of milk was offered to me: and I drank it in the sweetness of the delight of the Lord.
The Son is the cup, and He who was milked is the Father.
And the Holy Spirit milked Him: because His breasts were full, and it was necessary for Him that His milk should be sufficiently released.
And the Holy Spirit opened His bosom and mingled the milk from the two breasts of the Father, and gave the mixture to the world without their knowledge.
1

It is an old Christian text that was already circulating by 100 AD. Hence, it probably is older. No other ancient Christian text explicitly mentions gender-related attributes of God. Here God is depicted as having female physical characteristics despite being called Father. It appears that God is a Mother and that early Christians gave God a sex change.

Latest revision: 2 April 2022

Featured image: Bible: Only God Knows What Jesus Really Said. Loesje.org.

1. The Lost Bible: Forgotten Scriptures Revealed. J.R. Porter (2001).

Lucretia Garfield. Library Of Congres

The identity of God

We could be living inside a virtual reality run by a post-human civilisation to entertain an individual we call God. God might be like us and play a role as an ordinary human in this world. If that is correct then existing religions tell us little about God. On the other hand, it may not be an accident that half the people in the world today worship the God of Abraham as the only true God who rules the universe. Hence, God may have interfered with Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. And it seems that Jesus knew God personally. He may have known God as a person.

According to the Bible, Jesus called God ‘Father’ and had a personal and loving relationship with God. Hence, Christians believe that God is love. All four official Gospels call Jesus the Bridegroom but do not identify the Bride. The Christian doctrine states that Jesus married the Church, but the Church did not exist when Jesus lived. And the Gospels do not mention that Jesus married the Church either. It has the hallmarks of a cover-up.

And so, the Bride of Christ may have been God in the person of Mary Magdalene. She may have made Jesus believe that he was Adam reincarnated and that She was Eve reincarnated, that Eve did not come from Adam’s rib but that Eve gave birth to Adam, and that they were an eternal couple from the beginning of Creation until the End of Times. The Gospels show evidence of a sex change performed on God. For instance, Christians are born of God (John 1:13).

And so, Jesus was God’s son because Adam was. Jesus probably knew he was married to God. The New Testament states that Adam is the Son of God (Luke 3:38) and that Jesus is the Firstborn of all Creation (Colossians 1:15). It could imply that Jesus was Adam and Adam was born. It also appears that Muhammad married God in the person of Khadijah bint Khuwaylid, but unlike Jesus, Muhammad did not know that.

Jesus and Muhammad are historical figures. The accounts of their lives may not be accurate because they date from decades after they died, but there is little doubt that they have lived. The early history of the Jews in the Hebrew Bible is mostly mythical. Archaeological evidence does not support it. The Jewish nation emerged in the era of the judges. God may have founded the Jewish nation as Deborah. A song exalting Her exploits probably is the oldest fragment of the Hebrew Bible.

The evidence is circumstantial but significant. One cannot expect otherwise if the Abrahamic deity is a veil behind which the owner of this universe has operated so far. The earliest Christians may have known that Jesus married God. This relationship, and the Jewish context in which Christianity started, may have led to the complicated theology of Christianity.

On a lighter note, Christians may have performed a sex change on God. And it may all be part of God’s plan. Consider the song Gimme The Prize by Queen.

The lyric indicates that the God of the coming kingdom could be Queen:

Here I am, I’m the master of your destiny
I am the one, the only one, I am the God of kingdom come

Queen, Gimme the Prize

It is a queer joke, and to stress its queerness, Freddy Mercury is at the centre of it. That sets the stage for a politically incorrect inquiry into the identity of God.

Latest revision: 26 August 2022

Featured image: Lucretia Garfield (possibly God in disguise)

Christ with Mary Magdalene

Who was Mary Magdalene?

Who was Mary Magdalene? This question has been asked many times before. A Pope in the Middle Ages claimed She was a prostitute.1 This slur still lingers around after more than 1,000 years. More recently, Mary Magdalene has become a cult figure as there is a lot of mystery surrounding Her. She may have been the most important person in Jesus’ life. According to the Gospels, She witnessed the crucifixion from the foot of the cross after the male disciples have fled. And She was the first to see the resurrected Jesus.

There has been speculation as to whether or not She was Jesus’ wife. Jesus is referred to as the Bridegroom in every Gospel (Mark 2:19-20, Matthew 9:15, Luke 5:34, John 3:29). After the Crucifixion, Mary Magdalene went out to wash and anoint Jesus’ body (Mark 16:1). This was the duty of the family, most notably the wife. The official position of the Church is that Jesus was, and still is, married to the Church.

A few Gospels that are not recognised by the Church tell us more about Her. The Gospel of Philip names Her as Jesus’ companion2 and mentions that Jesus loved Her more than the other disciples and kissed Her often.3 The Gospel of Mary notes that Jesus loved her more than the other women.4

To understand the following paragraphs, you may read the following:

The identity of God

The Gospels state that Jesus had a personal and intimate relationship with God. Scholars agree that the Gospels have been edited.

The Gospel of John states that Jesus had an intimate and loving relationship with God. He seemed to have known God personally and believed that he had eternal life and already existed at the beginning of the world. A central theme in Christianity is that God is love. So, how could Jesus know God personally?

Jesus may have believed that Mary Magdalene was the reincarnation of Eve and that he was the reincarnation of Adam, and that Adam was the son of Eve. That makes more sense than the rib story. Mary Magdalene may have married Jesus after convincing him that he was Her eternal husband from Creation until the End of Times.

The Gospels tell us little about Mary Magdalene. According to Luke, She was one of the women who travelled with Jesus and supported him financially. We also learn that Jesus had cured these women of illness and demonic possession. Of Mary Magdalene, Luke writes that seven demons had troubled Her (Luke 8:1-3). Because some apocryphal gospels tell more about Her, scribes may have reduced Her role.

After the crucifixion, Mary Magdalene rises to prominence in the canonical gospels. She was present at the crucifixion, and She may have been the first to see the resurrected Jesus. She may have taken up a leadership role as soon as Jesus was gone, for instance, by promoting the rumour that Jesus had risen until others saw him too and became convinced that She was right.

If Mary Magdalene was God, then the corruption in the Gospels must be significant as there is nothing in them to suggest this. Biblical scholars indeed think that the Gospels are unreliable historical sources. But the corruption may already have begun with the tale about Eve and Adam. It is not only a myth, but authors of the Hebrew Bible may also have altered it. So, could Eve have been a goddess and the mother of Adam?

Latest revision: 7 April 2022

Featured image: Christ with Mary Magdalene, West Nave, Kilmore Church, Isle of Mull made by Stephen Adam. B. Galbraith. Victorian Web.

1. Who was Mary Magdalene? James Carrol (2006). Smithsonian. [link]
2. Gospel of Philip: There were three who always walked with the Lord: Mary, his mother, and her sister, and Magdalene, who was called his companion. His sister, his mother and his companion were each a Mary.
3. Gospel of Philip: And the companion of the saviour was Mary Magdalene. Christ loved Mary more than all the disciples and used to kiss her often. The rest of the disciples were offended by it and expressed disapproval. They said to him, “Why do you love her more than all of us?” The Saviour answered and said to them, “Why do I not love you like her?”
4. Gospel of Mary: Peter said to Mary, “Sister we know that the Saviour loved you more than the rest of woman. Tell us the words of the Saviour which you remember which you know, but we do not, nor have we heard them”. Mary answered and said, “What is hidden from you I will proclaim to you”. And she began to speak to them these words: “I”, she said, “I saw the Lord in a vision and I said to Him, Lord I saw you today in a vision”.