We could be living inside a virtual reality run by a post-human civilisation to entertain an individual we call God. God might be like us and play a role as an ordinary human in this world. If that is correct then existing religions tell us little about God. On the other hand, it may not be an accident that half the people in the world today worship the God of Abraham as the only true God who rules the universe. Hence, God may have interfered with Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. And it seems that Jesus knew God personally. He may have known God as a person.

According to the Bible, Jesus called God ‘Father’ and had a personal and loving relationship with God. Hence, Christians believe that God is love. All four official Gospels call Jesus the Bridegroom but do not identify the Bride. The Christian doctrine states that Jesus married the Church, but the Church did not exist when Jesus lived. And the Gospels do not mention that Jesus married the Church either. It has the hallmarks of a cover-up.

And so, the Bride of Christ may have been God in the person of Mary Magdalene. She may have made Jesus believe that he was Adam reincarnated and that She was Eve reincarnated, that Eve did not come from Adam’s rib but that Eve gave birth to Adam, and that they were an eternal couple from the beginning of Creation until the End of Times. The Gospels show evidence of a sex change performed on God. For instance, Christians are born of God (John 1:13).

And so, Jesus was God’s son because Adam was. Jesus probably knew he was married to God. The New Testament states that Adam is the Son of God (Luke 3:38) and that Jesus is the Firstborn of all Creation (Colossians 1:15). It could imply that Jesus was Adam and Adam was born. It also appears that Muhammad married God in the person of Khadijah bint Khuwaylid, but unlike Jesus, Muhammad did not know that.

Jesus and Muhammad are historical figures. The accounts of their lives may not be accurate because they date from decades after they died, but there is little doubt that they have lived. The early history of the Jews in the Hebrew Bible is mostly mythical. Archaeological evidence does not support it. The Jewish nation emerged in the era of the judges. God may have founded the Jewish nation as Deborah. A song exalting Her exploits probably is the oldest fragment of the Hebrew Bible.

The evidence is circumstantial but significant. One cannot expect otherwise if the Abrahamic deity is a veil behind which the owner of this universe has operated so far. The earliest Christians may have known that Jesus married God. This relationship, and the Jewish context in which Christianity started, may have led to the complicated theology of Christianity.

On a lighter note, Christians may have performed a sex change on God. And it may all be part of God’s plan. Consider the song Gimme The Prize by Queen.

The lyric indicates that the God of the coming kingdom could be Queen:

Here I am, I’m the master of your destiny
I am the one, the only one, I am the God of kingdom come

Queen, Gimme the Prize

It is a queer joke, and to stress its queerness, Freddy Mercury is at the centre of it. That sets the stage for a politically incorrect inquiry into the identity of God.

Latest revision: 26 August 2022

Featured image: Lucretia Garfield (possibly God in disguise)