The end is near

For tonight God is a DJ

If the end ever comes then it is closer than ever. And it may be soon because:

  • The exponential growth of human impact on the planet is about to end. That might be the end of our current way of living.
  • Eternal life may soon be possible and humans may be enhanced with technology. That might be the end of humanity.
  • The world has become interconnected to the point that we can be united. That might be the end of history.
  • It is possible to give everyone a comfortable life with basic necessities. That might be the end of poverty.
  • And finally, we may discover that we live inside a virtual reality. That might be the end that God has planned.

Whenever a river turns red because of some chemicals being spilled, people say: “Look what is written in the Book of Revelation.” If these ravings attributed to John of Patmos hadn’t been part of the Bible, hardly anyone would have noticed. And so religious people often ignore real evidence of the end being close. But if the end is near then there might indeed be signs, but perhaps in places where people don’t look.

As this universe might exist for entertainment we might expect the unexpected. There are people who believe that some pop music songs contain satanic messages that you can hear by playing them in reverse. Only, by playing the songs in the regular fashion could produce even more interesting results. There could be messages of God in pop music, including messages suggesting that these messages exist.

A day of coincidence with the radio,
And a word that won’t go away.
We know what they’re all going to say.
“G” arrives–“Funny, had a feeling he was on his way!

– Kate Bush, Strange Phenomena 

It requires a bit of imagination to surmise that coincidences on the radio precede the coming of God. A reason for such coincidences to occur could be hiddens messages. So if God is a woman and if Jesus was Her husband, and the Kingdom of God is about this marriage, and this is about to come out, there could be something out there. That’s a lot of ifs followed by a weak conclusion so for the purpose of the enquiry you may need to go along with that idea for a while and let God elect the records you listen to.

For tonight
God is a DJ

– Faithless, God is a DJ

From Almelo via Enschede to Eurovision

Ilse DeLange’s fourth studio album The Great Escape may be selected. This album could be seen as an order from God for Her prospective husband to prepare himself for his task. Peculiar coincidences surround DeLange and the album contains some remarkable lyrics. DeLange was born on 13 May 1977 in Almelo, a town in the region of Twente in the Netherlands. Almelo was also the home town of Herman Finkers, a comedian who wrote Kroamschudd’n in Mariaparochie, a short animation picture on the possibility of Christ being born in Twente. That is a bit peculiar already.

But there is more. On 13 May 2000, the 23rd birthday of Ilse Delange, a fireworks plant in Enschede exploded, killing 23 people. That recurring of 23 is a bit odd too. And it was exactly 11 years after I moved to Enschede to live on the campus of the University Of Twente. There I met a peculiar lady who later appeared to be God. On the day of the accident the Eurovision Song Contest was held. When the seriousness of the situation became clear in the course of the evening, the Dutch broadcast of the Eurovision Song Contest was discontinued.wurst

The night before the fireworks accident my wife Ingrid had dreamt about a large fire. On the day itself she visited a friend who just had a baby. Some other friends of her were also present. One of them lived in Enschede. Just after Ingrid had told her friend from Enschede about the dream, she received a text message asking her whether she was all right. It was only then that they learned about the accident.

In 2014 Ilse Delange herself took part in the Eurovision Song Contest together with Waylon as The Common Linnets. They came in second after Conchita Wurst, a feminised Jesus look-alike. This is another peculiar coincidence.

The Great Escape was also the name of the fourth album made by the English rock band Blur that was released on 11 September 1994. 11 September can be rewritten as 9/11, which is the US emergency telephone number. And 11 September was the date of the terrorist attacks in 2001. The total length of this album is 56 minutes and 56 seconds. 56:56. This is a reference to 11:11 as 5+6=11. 56 + 56 = 112, while 112 is the European emergency telephone number. The lead song of DeLange’s album The Great Escape lasts 4:01 minutes, while I moved to Enschede to live in room 112 of dormitory 401-right side.

The Great Escape

Analysing the lyrics of The Great Escape from the perspective that God is a woman who asks Her prospective husband to prepare for his task brings up some interesting finds. That wasn’t the intention Ilse DeLange. Unwittingly she may have become the medium for the message. As it is often the case with mediums, they make misses alongside accurate guesses, so the alleged messages became blended in the lyrics. In the first song, Reach For the Light, God appears to say that She remembers their love and that he does not. That makes sense if he is the reincarnation of Adam and doesn’t remember that.

I know my name but who’s the same
When everything you knew is lost
I’m filled with hope that echoes loud
Inside a forgotten mind.

– Ilse DeLange, Reach For The Light

In the second song, The Lonely One, she appears to tell him that She used Her powers to make his life disagreeable. It is not hard to guess who can order the sun not to shine.

I told the sun, not to shine and stay away
I told the lake, to go dry and wash away

Asked the sky, to fall down on you
Asked the night, to be solid proof.

– Ilse DeLange, The Lonely One

What She is saying about Herself could even make Louis XIV blush, if he was still alive:

I am the only princess, I’m indestructible
I am winged victory, I am so breakable
I am the distant planet, I am the golden sun.

– Ilse DeLange, The Lonely One

The Great Escape is the song that gives the album its name. In the autumn some force pulls him into the shadow world.

The leaves will fall again
The wind comes crawling in
The rain with all its sin
Captures me again

Questions to embrace
Feelings that you’ll face
In this holy land
A desert made of quicksand
Streets that lead you there
Places of your fear
Some force pulls you in
The shadow world.

– Ilse DeLange, The Great Escape

There is not much left to guess here if you go along with the idea of it being a message. The shadow world is a holy land in disguise and She comes from heaven.

By the time I made the great escape
I was falling, falling falling from heaven.

– Ilse DeLange, The Great Escape

Then comes the song Carry Hope. God appears to tell him that he should prepare himself.

The power is in your hands
The dust will fall to sand
Got to make this land your own

And faith calls out your name.

– Ilse DeLange, Carry Hope

And even Louis XIV in all his vanity would not have dared to say:

When I let go of hope
There’s no one left to follow
There’s nothing but the power to believe in me

– Ilse DeLange, Carry Hope

The song Was It Love suggests that She did it for love. Perhaps Jesus fell for that too.

Is it possible to see with every moment over
What the reason was for me
Was it love, was it love

– Ilse DeLange, Was It Love

The song also suggests that God doesn’t care much for religious people:

And they’re locked inside belief
But they’re not inside of me

– Ilse DeLange, Was It Love

Other songs don’t seem to be part of the scheme. That can be expected. DeLange came from Twente just like me. And the lady who appeared to be God was born in Enschede.

Slippery slope

There are a few other lyrics that might contain messages but these could easily be attributed to chance if there is chance. This is a slippery slope. There may be no chance so it might be justifiable to go down this path, at least for a while. The following lines come from Queen’s song Gimme The Prize.

Here I am, I’m the master of your destiny,
I am the one the only one, I am the god of kingdom come

– Queen, Gimme The Prize

The God of kingdom come could be a Queen, a queer joke. The song Joga from Björk is about accidents, coincidences and connecting the dots. It could be about a love affair. But who can make these accidents happen and make someone else see the connection?

All these accidents
That happen
Follow the dot
Coincidence
Makes sense
Only with you

State of emergency
How beautiful to be
State of emergency
Is where I want to be

– Björk, Joga

Stairway To Heaven of Led Zeppelin allegedly contains satanic messages that you can hear by playing the song in reverse. The artists claim this is just a coincidence.1 What has escaped the attention so far is that playing the song in a regular way might reveal a message that is hidden in plain sight.

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold

– Led Zeppelin, Stairway To Heaven

The lady we all know could be God. The song is named Stairway To Heaven after all. The album, Led Zeppelin IV, which includes Stairway To Heaven, also includes the song Going To California. It has the following lines.

To find a queen without a king,
They say she plays guitar and cries and sings… la la la
Ride a white mare in the footsteps of dawn
Trying to find a woman who’s never, never, never been born

– Led Zeppelin, Going To California

The woman who was never been born could be Eve. The Infant King is a song of The Nits from their album Adieu Sweet Bahnhof. It could refer to a king who is going to meet his bride. In a sense he might be an infant compared to his bride.

Wheels on steel go rumbling through the night
“Away, away” they seem to say
I tip-toe tip-toe through the sleeping train
An infant king who meets his bride

Someone said the other day
“The border’s closed, there’s no way in or out
Pack your bags, make up your mind
You can leave your memories behind”

Someone said the other day
“The world is cracking up, it’s plain to see”
Overheard two people say
“Some gold works wonders when you want to go”

– The Nits, The Infant King

It appears that the story unfolds against a backdrop of political and financial turmoil, which could be the End Of Times. Woman Cactus is another song on the same album. It appears to describe a psychotic love affair of an indecent nature.

This is not comme il faut
It’s no respectable affair
I know I lost my head
I’m burning bridges everywhere

My heart, my head, my brains
My senses don’t make sense at all
The bar sign prints your name
Over and over on the wall

And I can’t take it anymore
Chime little bells, big bells
I try to touch a woman cactus
Chime little bells, big bells
I try to touch a woman cactus

I know it hurts to touch a woman
With those needles and pins
I know it hurts to touch a woman
With those needles and pins

Nothing like cubism
To bring about a woman’s shape

– The Nits, Woman Cactus

The end may be near. The messages in pop-music could be signs. Perhaps the plot is about to unfold. We are living in interesting times.

1. The 10 Wildest Led Zeppelin Legends, Fact-Checked. Rolling Stone (2012). [link]

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